proton or girl ???

When I was kid, well some say I m still a kid for them, whatever, yeah...so when I was kid, I was very bad with studies. Bad in the sense, my teachers had to do extra homework before coming to class for attending or rather critically facing me and my gang ready to throw pointless/baseless questions at their disposal. Questions like, why girls are different from us? Why do they grow long hair? Paint their nails? Wear skirts, which is heavily comfortable for them and we were quite jealous back then of this fact. But now we all guys know, skirts are heaven made clothing and by mistake one of its prototypes was dropped to earth, which is then copied by some fashion designer. I know most of you are now wondering how I get this picture about skirt being comfortable. But friends, key to all answers is about having little patience.
Yeah, then after heavy bombardment on our adversary, it was time to receive counter fire from her. In her response, we were told, girls are like protons and boys are like electrons. With this I got the idea, that she must have been girl that’s why she is giving them positive character and negating our character. In her back shooting, she continued, like proton and neutron constitutes an atom, boys and girls are part of society. This thing I did not understand at all. I learned, human is an animal, rather social animal but now she was ripping my knowledge apart by introducing new theories and analogies. I was humming in response because my other comrades were humming, so I was left with no other option but to support their in harmony.
Then she said, girls are stable and stay in nucleus, where as boys because of their instability and their attraction toward girls, go circling around them till eternity. We all see this thing happening in our day to day life, a girl walking, bunch of guys following her, a gal inside her house, bunch of guy outside her house waiting for a response, etc etc. there are numerous examples I can give here, but you all know everything as much as I know.
Well, this was the best example she had given and which cleared all my doubts about the theory.
But as I progressed in standards, I was again told a second theory, that if a proton and electron comes close enough or get together, the very existence of the atom will be destroyed, and existence of individual proton and electron will not be there. This newer version confused me again and quite contradictory with the older one. Because, according to the older theory, if electron and proton are close enough then they should give birth to a new electron or proton which is again I extracted from day to day life-science Analogy.
But I preferred to keep mum with this confusion because of the end result of the last time. I love my dignity more than clearing the air over the subject.
Last time, after the heated exchange of questions and answers, teacher marked me as the sole instigator of whole crisis, and made me wear skirt for the rest of the day. That was the first most embarrassing day of my life. I said "first".